ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
How disney princess-esque.
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
That´s because Michelangelo considerate himself an sculptor, not a painter or an architect:
This happens wen you send Michelangelo to make a stairway. It fills the entire room.
Since the colors are never what they look like, It’s useful to understand the color in two ways : the RELATIVE color and the ABSOLUTE color.
The Relative color is the color as it is seen, according to the perception of the eye and the translation from the brain to the…
I had an unfulfilled need for Tony in a Captain America Crop top
drawn by julia/pj radnipple
…because Steve can be a real punk sometimes, ya know?
Haha, yes! Steve is totally that annoying artist roommate who communicates via passive-aggressive post-it notes. What did Bucky do, forget a dirty plate in the sink? Drink the last orange juice?
I laughed, but I also got a bit sappy imagining Bucky’s reaction to the first post-it he finds. Steve’s been walking on eggshells around him, coddling him, never raising his voice no matter what Bucky does, and it’s so weird, nothing like Bucky thinks he remembers, and he doesn’t know if he’s changed or Steve changed or if HYDRA really did manage to scramble his brains—and then one morning he finds a piece of paper tucked under the side of the bathroom mirror with a scribble that he can tell is supposed to be him because of the arm and the hair but which is mostly just a big foamy cloud of bubbles, and underneath it Steve has written really, Buck, ALL the shampoo??? And Bucky feels something inside him relax, like a breath he wasn’t aware of holding.